Saturday, January 17, 2009


So while watching the JV girls play yesterday, I had a tiny revelation. This epiphany of sorts came courtesy of the mighty Germanic warrior goddess...Melany. Yes, Melany the Meek, is actually a Viking Goddess of Battle, she just doesn't know it yet. But I guess their is something about basketball or any sport for that matter that brings the inner nut-crushing, head ripping, warrior she-bitch out of every woman. The whole game I kept picturing the girls disemboweling instead of dribbling, decapitating instead of dunking. It was actually quite scary. Their was one girl in particular on the opposite team that kept fouling herself on purpose by throwing her body into our players. Lying little bitch! Any way, the little Mexican firecracker, know as Lindsey, decided that if the little slut wanted to get fouled then she would be more than happy to hit the bitch. So Lindsey slid and kicked the lying whore. I was very proud. Husmann was just as aggressive as ever which I am not surprised by. One of these days I am expecting her to go ballistic on the court and massacre some hussy with swift, Husmann style justice. Their is a reason her element was Fire people. Her stare can burn you with the fury of a thousand suns.-Colt

So basically these two...

Transform into these two...


  1. Hahaha, this was hilarious. Thank you, I really needed a laugh.

  2. Dang right that's why I'm fire!!!