Monday, April 27, 2009


.....I am excited.....

Sunday, April 19, 2009

When life gives me lemons...I throw them at people and demand a Gold Star Award!!!

Okay so I know this is kinds old but I started it and forgot about it, and I have been really frickin' busy so if your gonna leave a comment about how this was over a week ago and I need to keep my damn blog relevant to current happenings and so on!....(gasp for breath)....then you can just suck it. Now back to your regular blog viewing.

So ILPC has come to a close. This for me means newspaper is slowly but surely coming to an end.

There will be no more stories.

No more procrastinating while I talk to Mary, Melany, Maggie or any random member of the Yearbook staff.

No longer will I get to hear and speak the hot gossip that will never make it into the paper (but is really fun to talk about any ways).

No longer will I be able to fight and argue with Mr. Lucas, getting my way through much careful negotiation (mainly I resort to holding my breath until I get what I want, oh he says he doesn't care if I die but he eventual remembers that a dead student will get him fired). *SIGH* I am gonna miss that.

Any ways, on to more chipper topics, WE TOTALLY FRICKIN WON A GOLD STAR!!!! One of like only 5 school ranging from 1A to 5A are picked and we kicked a whole lotta ass to get that award and I am damn proud!
The star award makes all other awards pale in comparison, so I am not to upset that the St. Marks School for Young Homosexuals (really its boys but they made me they did a sex and condom story...I mean really your and all BOYS school, who are you gonna bang! Unless thier happens to be a St. Mary Margart James Francis School for Loose Hussies near by, or a whore house, I don't see how they could possibly get laid!...but I digress back to the story) and Westlake Academy of....well I have nothing so I am going with a classic...Westlake Academy of Dick Holes (yeah that works) beat us out of like every Tops in Texas award!

On a happier note, we ate at P.F. Changs which was frickin amazing! It makes all other chinese food pale in comparison! And after that religous experience we had a crazy wild dance party in Melany and Husmann's room with Maggie and Emily for a brief awkward moment and I think Half-Breed aka Ronnie got thrown in there some where, idk? Anywayzzz we pasted out shortly after that and went back to the UT campus to find out we won the Gold Star...which was AWESOME!...and we headed home.
The ride home was pretty boring except for the crazy picture orgy at the end...that was some good picture orgy!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Tyra Banks = Crazy Bitch/ like for reals

Okay so for those of you who don't know I am a bit of an insomniac. I tend to stay up at all hours of the night for no apparent reason, their is usually nothing good on that I am staying up for so I am forced to watch unimportant dribble like the Tyra Banks Show. Now I realize that Tyra was never truly sane, she would go from model robot to girl from the ghetto in just on sentence on Americas Next Top Model, back then it was fine and maybe even a little cute because on ANTM we only saw her for like a 10 minutes tops but on her talk show, thier is enough crazy in that hour to fill a can of Planters!(thats a brand of nut, Melany) Any who she carries on and on about pointless bull shit about her own life, when all people want to hear is what the guest problem is, she seems to be using the show as a vechile to talk about herself. Like if they did an episode on weight, Tyra would put on a fat suit and be like "its hard being fat!" Well no duh genius!
"Being fat is hard, no one loves me now!"

Tyra might also do a swimsuit story on how girls look different in swimmsuits and yada yada yada, blah blah blah. She would then be like look how big my ass is in this cut out!
"Look at my ass girrrl!"
Anywho, I digress, even though Tyra is a whack job, people still buy into it! Which is fine because if they buy into it, then this crazy model is actually helping some people. So you go Tyra Banks, you and your crazy model ass could wind up being the next Oprah. I mean if Bush can become president, the Terminator become the Govenor of California and the guy from Harlod and Kumar become the liason to Barack Obama and the island people, then anything is possible. Reach for the stars Tyra, REACH FOR THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 10, 2009

New Moon...Revisted...not that any onw would want to but oh well...

Okay so I gonna do all of the Twilight series in my neat little summaries. Her goes New Moon aka Bad Moon aka Sucky McSuck Moon!
New Moon

Bella: Oh Edward, how I love thee!
Edward: Ditto!

Edward:I gotta go
Bella: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!

BORING BORING BORING PART OF THE BOOK!!!!!oh look....Jacobs a tee dah

Bella: ALICE!!!!
Alice: Bella! We have to rescue Edward he is gonna kill himself because he thinks your dead because I had a vision of you jumping off of a cliff in one of the boring parts of this book!!!!
Bella: Oh, okay...
Super Secret Vampire Castle Town!!!!
Aro: Hi I am a douche who wants everyones powers for myself....because I am a giant pompous douche bag of epic proportions!Bella: BITE ME! Turn me into a vampire right now!
Edward: No my love we still have 2 more books and a possible re-write of the first that are creator the mighty Goddess Stephanie Meyer refuses to publish for reason we will never understand.
Bella: God works in mysterious ways!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

BATIBWFLIA!!!!!!!!!! and Mr. Monk Monk

Okay, so I haven't blogged in a while and I had originally planned to BEDA. Ya know Blog Every Day in April...that didn't pan out so well...its the 9th and this is my first blog. So I have decided screw BEDA, Iam gonna BATIBWFLIA aka, Blog Any Time I Bloody Well Feel Like It in April. Thats right, I am gonna blog when I want to, where I want to and anytime I want to!

So I have realized this isnt much different that ya know...just blogging....DAMN IT!!!!

Plan B

LOOK A MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any who enough of my Hypnotic Distraction monkey Mr. Monk Monk, lets get back to the matter at hand. I did an awesome Senior prank and guess what TOMMY TERRELL RUINED IT!!!! It looked like this.....