New Moon...Revisted...not that any onw would want to but oh well...

Okay so I gonna do all of the Twilight series in my neat little summaries. Her goes New Moon aka Bad Moon aka Sucky McSuck Moon!

New Moon

HAPPINESS!!!
Bella: Oh Edward, how I love thee!
Edward: Ditto!

SADNESS
Edward:I gotta go
Bella:NO DONT LEAVE ME!!!
Bella: WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!


BLAH BLAH BLAH
BORING BORING BORING PART OF THE BOOK!!!!!oh look....Jacobs a werewolf...la tee dah





BORED BORED BORED!!!!!!!!!!!
Bella: ALICE!!!!
Alice: Bella! We have to rescue Edward he is gonna kill himself because he thinks your dead because I had a vision of you jumping off of a cliff in one of the boring parts of this book!!!!
Bella: Oh, okay...
Super Secret Vampire Castle Town!!!!
Aro: Hi I am a douche who wants everyones powers for myself....because I am a giant pompous douche bag of epic proportions!Bella: BITE ME! Turn me into a vampire right now!
Edward: No my love we still have 2 more books and a possible re-write of the first that are creator the mighty Goddess Stephanie Meyer refuses to publish for reason we will never understand.
Bella: God works in mysterious ways!