Friday, February 20, 2009

Twilight, A Summary.

Holy hell I haven't posted in a while. But any ways I was kinda inspired my Maureen Johnson and her renditions of famous love tales, so I thought I would do something similar to Twilight.

Hi! I am Bella, I am uber responsible. I used to take care of my wild mother but decided to move to Forks to live with my dad so my mom can get some action with her hot new baseball player husband.

I really hate Forks.....I really do


HOLY HOTTIE!!!!!! EDWARD CULLEN



AAHAHAH!!!!! VAN!!!....oh never mind....EDWARD!!!!


Bella
: How did you do that?
Edward
: I didn't do any thing!

Bella
: Yes you did tell me your secrets!!!
Edward
: NEVER!!!




Bella
: What are the Cullens?
Jacob: Vampires, and I am a werewolf...but oh wait you don't know that yet.
Bella: He's kinda cute, if only he were older...or at least looked older.



Bella:
You saved me....again!
Edward: I can read peoples mind, that's how I found you.
Bella: Umm...awkward!
Edward: Don't worry I can't read yours, I don't know why.
Bella: Oh that's, good.(score! back to picturing you with out a shirt!)




Edward
: What do you think I am?
Bella: Vampire.
Edward: Wow, your good!




Edward:
Meet my family, my big animal eating vampire family!
Bella: Whoa! Can they do stuff like read minds too?
Edward: Yeah, Alice can see the future, Jasper can influence and read emotions, Emmet is really strong, Carlise and Esme are super nice and Rosalie is a super bitch.




Alice:
Theirs a storm a brewin!
Cullens: Lets play baseball!
Bella: WTF!



Alice
: Nomads!
Nomads: HUMAN!!!
Bella:...shit!





James(Nomad)
: I have your mom, come to me alone...and don't tell any one, I will know if you tell any one!
Bella: Okay
James: I can't believe she bought that!




Bella
: AH! evil vampire!!!!
James: Your really dumb!
Edward: Leave my dumb girl alone!
Bella: I am not dumb!
Edward: You came alone to meet an evil vampire.
James: Yeah, even I wouldn't do that.






CULLENS TO THE RESCUE!!!!!




Bella:
What happened?
Edward: We saved you and told everyone you fell down the stairs.
Bella: No ones gonna believe that!
Edward: Really?
Bella: Well...okay, so maybe they will.






Bella:
I hate dances!
Edward: Shut up! I like to dress sharp!
Bella:What?
Edward: You look really hot!
Bella: That's better, lets be together forever!
Edward: Okay, but lets wait until the 4th book, we gotta milk this story!




8 comments:

  1. Hahahahaha, that was a perfect rendition. :)

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  2. Haha, wow, Colt. Wow.

    I really like your pictures. Good job!

    And Edward can't read Bella's mind. He found her by reading other peoples'.

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  3. Oh yeah, idk y i forgot that, thats like a major part of the books...wtf iam i smoking...but i fixed it...yea!

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  4. Hahahahaha. Colt, this is hilarious. I love your drawings. This is perfect.

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  5. BAHAHAHAHAHA

    you make me feel better...flu, cured.

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  6. Wow, Colt.

    Hahahahaha, this was really funny.

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  7. Haha, the verification word was sobee.

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