Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I AM A MIGHTY LORD OF AWESOME!!!!!!!

That's right, I am the Mighty Lord of Awesome, sent here to conquer all of you mwuahahaha!!!! But in all seriousness what if I was all mighty and awesome with awesomeness and magical powers, I would totally take over the world. But only in the name of all that is good, right, and to my liking! This is probably why I don't have any powers...I would abuse the hell out of them! Like when I was little I totally wanted to be a Power Ranger (this is why I was enrolled in karate). If I were a Power Ranger now...I would take over the world with my awesome color coded powers and huge ass dino-robot megazords!!!! Hells yeah! If Bin Ladin, Bush, stupid people, JP, SK, or any other intial tried to get crunk with me I would just be like "Oh yeah? ITS MORPHIN' TIME!!!!!" and I would beat their face in with my newly acquired kung fu awesomeness!!!
HELLS YEAH!!!!


KICK YA ASS OLD SCHOOL YO!!!!!!-Colt
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5 comments:

  1. VeronicaJanuary 28, 2009 at 6:31 PM

    Hahahahahahaha! Colt you are freakin hilarious! :)

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  2. MelanyJanuary 28, 2009 at 6:44 PM

    Old school is the only school, bitches!!!!!

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  3. Maggie ShirleyJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:37 PM

    I love you, Colt.

    Question: Can there be a purple ranger? If so, I totally call dibs.

    I AM MAGGIE, THE PURPLE RANGER AND WINGMAN TO THE MIGHTY LORD OF AWESOME!

    (I guess I'd actually be a wingwoman, but who cares about technicalities when you have magical powers?)

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:49 PM

    DIBS ON THE GREEN!

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    GO GREEN! Ever heard of it? Yeah, I have my own product out. Just so you know.

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