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OMG THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER COMES OUT TODAY!!!! I AM SO EXCITED IM WRITING IN ALL CAPS!!!!

off with your head, dance 'til you're dead...

Wow, day 3 of blogging, its like I'm on a roll or something. So there is this thorn in my side. Her name is...well lets not get into that, we'll just call her Suck. Any who, Suck has been terrorizing me for....well since the begining of this year. Suck is weak, a weak individual who has made it her mission in life to ruin all my fun. You see, here at BU I have a posse. A gang of of sorts. Suck has found that my little group of amigos is some how threating her well being and she must do everything in her power to make all of our fun fly out the window. You see there is no happiness around Suck, only rot and decay. Now, I am not saying our loathsome friend, Suck, is a bitch, no quite the opposite, if she were a bitch I would probably like her more for it; but instead she is unbearably submissive, autophobic nuissance that wont seem to go away. So, as Queen Bitch I say....

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!!!!

Alright, now that that is out of the way. What else can I talk about? I mean you're already here, why not ramble a bit. I feel the need to dress up a bit today. To take a risk and be a little strange, but I have yet to decide how. Brooch perhaps, vest or scarf; the possiblities for fashion oddities and absolute fabulousness is a little frightening. The need to be eccentric is sometimes overwhelming.

-Colt

you are a peeping tom

What is it about a blog that appeals to me? Is it the ability to convey thoughts and emotions through the written word; my sadistic need to force my sometimes irrelevant ramblings down you, the readers throats? No, I think its voyeurism. Yes, voyeurism.

Kinda like this...

You as a reader of my blog are a Peeping Tom. Peering through my keyhole, watching me behind the curtain, climbin in my window, snatchin my people up. My life or my thoughts are like a drug for you insane people. Now, thats not to say I don't appreciate the you reading my psychotic dribble, I get off on it as much as you do. This blog is my drug of choice, I'm Whitney Houston and you bitches are my crack.

Crazy fer yo drugz

On a side note, why can't this happen to me?

You see Kurt, looking all upset and hurt that Blaine is singing to some shaggy headed looking hippy. That always happens to me. Everyone wants to sing to the shaggy haired hippy. Why is he so great? What did he do, other than have hair that is shaggy?

Any who, hope you enjoyed yourself.

-Colt

oh, hay der blog

I almost forgot I had this....any who for the last two weeks my life has been completely devoted to Skin of Our Teeth...and by completely devoted I mean its made me its bitch. I run projections, which means pushing a button, but everything that made my job not soul devouring has been taken away from me, so I'm forced to watch the play every single night! It's like that time where all Marshall and Ted where in the Fiero and all they could listen to was I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

Yeah, it's exactly like that.

On a side note, as anyone seen Rihanna's new video? That bitch as lost her damn mind, runnin around talkin about how "sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me" excuse me Miss Rihanna but that makes you a sex freak.

Anyways...what was I saying? Oh yeah Skin of Our Teeth. I think I am done with that topic. lets discuss the Ugg boot, t-shirt and tight combination that I have been seeing around campus. First of all the Ugg boot went out with the OC...remember that show, a bunch of attractive people doing ridiculous things that evidently only happen to good looking "kids" in California.

Any who, Rachel Bilson wore them with Daisy Dukes in an episode and now everyone and their frickin mom thinks its okay to traipse around lookin like a fool.

Bitch looks dumb.

Thats all I've got for now,buh bye.

- Colt

Last Vlog of the Semester...probably :/

i get emotional :/

VLOGGIN IN THE KITCHEN!!!!

Kitchen Vlog...thats all i had to say...oh and these are my friends :)

Vloggin with Samantha in the Design Lab

Samantha doesnt wanna vlog...

The Stranger...my first video project :D

Vloggin with Layne

Epic Prank Fail

Vloggin...Wuz Up!

This is a vlog in Sam's room...yep

Vlog...again

This one is on Supernatural...enjoy.

VLOG!!!!!!!!!!!...that is all

Sadness :(

So I happen to be glancing at blogs, mainly because I was instructed my Melany to do so....anywho  I was glancing at Maggies blog and guess what...I am not on her recommended blog list...no where in site...this maybe because I haven't blogged awhile but whatev. I think this is going to be a vlog from now on because quite frankly i don't have the time to sit down an jot my ideas and things on this magnificent machine that is m MacBook Pro. Anyways I am about to head to the devil class i call Christian Scriptures. The professor...yes I have a professor, I feel like I am in Harry Potter!!!...Doctor Holleyman is a lanky scarecrow of a man who sounds like a Southern Baptist preacher ( Im at Baylor what did I expect :/) SCARES THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!!! I keep thinking he is going to tell me to go out back and cut a swtich! Any who, I am watching Law & Order SVU and I am gonna leave you with my favorite quote, "Do you know any reason why someone would sodomize your husband with a banana?" - Detective Olivia Benson aka Mariska Hargitay.

A be'Hom Daq jatlh tlhIngan tlhej!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That top line is in Klingon....and it says "a girl to speak Klingon with". You know why?

BECAUSE MAGGIE SHIRLEY IS A TREKKIE!!!!!!

Thats right everyone I am not alone! Finally someone I can say, "nuqneH chay' 'oH pemHov rur Daq maj tuq " to! That means how is the sun like at home.....sort of like hows the weather at home in Klingon.
Any who! Iam supper excited for the new Star Trek movie....its gonna me so cool!

SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any who.....LOOK A KLINGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOH!!!!! A LADY KLINGON!!!! SHE WHOOP YO ASS FO REALS!!!! LIKE BEYONCE IN OBSSESSED SHE WHOOP THE SHIT OUTTA ALI LARTERBEYONCE LOOK PISSED!!!!!!!!!!
MISS ALI LARTER YOU A DUMB HO!!! YOU BESS GIT OUT THAT BED FOR BEYONCE COME AND GETCHA!!!!!!!!!OH YOU DONE IT NOW ALI LARTER BEYONCE GONNA KILL YO ASS AND HIDE THE BODY IN HER NEXT MUSIC VIDEO...OR HER ASS!!!! YA NEVA KNOW!

Any who, as the Klingons say, "qaStaHvIS wa' ram loS SaD Hugh SIjlaH qetbogh loD" or "As a single night continues to happen, a man who is running can slit four thousand throats". or "Four thousand throats may be cut in one night by a running man."
Gotta love those Klingons!!!!!!

MAGGIE!!!!

MAGGIE IS COMING TO MELANY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH BOOP!!!!!

I would write this epic blog about graduation and responsibility and growing up and college and kitties and adulthood and cookies and no procrastinating and Christmas....but I am all out of Adderall and i have the attention span of a five year old on speed, soda and sugar cookies.
I am super duper excited about X-Men, I get all nerdy and bothered just by the damn trailer! THERE ARE SO MANY NEW CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!

SILVERFOX!, CYCLOPS!, SABERTOOTH!, WOLVERINE!, DEADPOOL!, GAMBIT!, EMMA FROST!!!
ITS TOO MUCH!!!!!!

EMMA FROST!!!! EMMA FREAKIN' FROST!!!!!

Okay....I am better......

EMMA FROST!

Okay that's it I promise.

Anyways I am super excited for this movie...If I was a mutant my power would be to still other peoples powers....yeah I would steal/copy everyones power without them knowing and only use them for good. Oh who I am I kinding, WORLD DOMINATION BIZNATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAMBIT!!!!!!!!

Hey I said no more Emma....

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS GUY IS DEAD!!!! HOO-RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NO MORE THIRD WINCHESTER!!!!!!!!!!!SUPERNATURAL WILL NOT BE CANCELED FOR A STUPID PLOT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....I am excited.....

When life gives me lemons...I throw them at people and demand a Gold Star Award!!!

Okay so I know this is kinds old but I started it and forgot about it, and I have been really frickin' busy so if your gonna leave a comment about how this was over a week ago and I need to keep my damn blog relevant to current happenings and so on!....(gasp for breath)....then you can just suck it. Now back to your regular blog viewing.

So ILPC has come to a close. This for me means newspaper is slowly but surely coming to an end.

There will be no more stories.

No more procrastinating while I talk to Mary, Melany, Maggie or any random member of the Yearbook staff.

No longer will I get to hear and speak the hot gossip that will never make it into the paper (but is really fun to talk about any ways).

No longer will I be able to fight and argue with Mr. Lucas, getting my way through much careful negotiation (mainly I resort to holding my breath until I get what I want, oh he says he doesn't care if I die but he eventual remembers that a dead student will get him fired). *SIGH* I am gonna miss that.

Any ways, on to more chipper topics, WE TOTALLY FRICKIN WON A GOLD STAR!!!! One of like only 5 school ranging from 1A to 5A are picked and we kicked a whole lotta ass to get that award and I am damn proud!
The star award makes all other awards pale in comparison, so I am not to upset that the St. Marks School for Young Homosexuals (really its boys but they made me angry...plus they did a sex and condom story...I mean really your and all BOYS school, who are you gonna bang! Unless thier happens to be a St. Mary Margart James Francis School for Loose Hussies near by, or a whore house, I don't see how they could possibly get laid!...but I digress back to the story) and Westlake Academy of....well I have nothing so I am going with a classic...Westlake Academy of Dick Holes (yeah that works) beat us out of like every Tops in Texas award!



On a happier note, we ate at P.F. Changs which was frickin amazing! It makes all other chinese food pale in comparison! And after that religous experience we had a crazy wild dance party in Melany and Husmann's room with Maggie and Emily for a brief awkward moment and I think Half-Breed aka Ronnie got thrown in there some where, idk? Anywayzzz we pasted out shortly after that and went back to the UT campus to find out we won the Gold Star...which was AWESOME!...and we headed home.
The ride home was pretty boring except for the crazy picture orgy at the end...that was some good picture orgy!

Tyra Banks = Crazy Bitch/Oprah....no like for reals

Okay so for those of you who don't know I am a bit of an insomniac. I tend to stay up at all hours of the night for no apparent reason, their is usually nothing good on that I am staying up for so I am forced to watch unimportant dribble like the Tyra Banks Show. Now I realize that Tyra was never truly sane, she would go from model robot to girl from the ghetto in just on sentence on Americas Next Top Model, back then it was fine and maybe even a little cute because on ANTM we only saw her for like a 10 minutes tops but on her talk show, thier is enough crazy in that hour to fill a can of Planters!(thats a brand of nut, Melany) Any who she carries on and on about pointless bull shit about her own life, when all people want to hear is what the guest problem is, she seems to be using the show as a vechile to talk about herself. Like if they did an episode on weight, Tyra would put on a fat suit and be like "its hard being fat!" Well no duh genius!

"Being fat is hard, no one loves me now!"
or
"LOOK AT ME!!!! LOOK AT ME !!!!LOOK AT ME!!!"

Tyra might also do a swimsuit story on how girls look different in swimmsuits and yada yada yada, blah blah blah. She would then be like look how big my ass is in this cut out!

"Look at my ass girrrl!"

Anywho, I digress, even though Tyra is a whack job, people still buy into it! Which is fine because if they buy into it, then this crazy model is actually helping some people. So you go Tyra Banks, you and your crazy model ass could wind up being the next Oprah. I mean if Bush can become president, the Terminator become the Govenor of California and the guy from Harlod and Kumar become the liason to Barack Obama and the island people, then anything is possible. Reach for the stars Tyra, REACH FOR THE STAR!!!!!!!!!!